Preckerwood Press International A previously unheard of interfaith agreement today resulted in an international event where various triad residents were moved to Saudi Arabia to face Islamic justice for various alleged crimes allegedly committed in the Triad. The 40 some odd former Triad residents deplaned in Rhiyad capitol of Saudi Arabia where they were led by the Bishop JC Hash of St. Peters World Outreach Center here in Winston Salem, North Carolina. The group was met by a congregation of Islamic congregation led by a rather stern looking Islamic Cleric Ali Akchop carrying a 5 foot long sword.

Bishop JC Hash explained to the Islamic Clerk Ali Akchop that the Brothers of Islam were known as professional slackers who hung around his churches ministy known as Bethesda Ministries in the 900 Block of NE Patterson because they were too lazy to work for a living. The Islamic brothers have been also accused of drinking; womanizing; and using and trafficking narcotics; using pornography; participating in random stabbings and killings and prehaps worst of all of giving Allah a bad name. Islamic Clerk Ali Akchop lead the men away to waiting transportation after holding the Sword befoe the accused and saying "Allah Inshalla". Allah Inshalla means Islamic Justice is terrible, swift, and sure which we as infidels were not permitted to witness and certainly can't report in this nice family publication.

One government source who wished not to be cited explained officals were elated to not have to support these young men in prison at a costs of up to $30,000 a year with little or no real hope of rehabilitation. These men would have had little or no respect for our system of justce but those who survive Islamic Justice will continue on as useful members of society even if they are missing a few body parts. Those who survive Islamic instruction will no doubt learn that Islam is not a religion of slackers; dopers; drinkers; prostitution; and you definitely don't want to make Allah look like a chump.

Islamic officals explained they deeply appreciated being able to resolve problems in their faith internally and asked that the next batch of accused scheduled to be taken to Saudi Arabia include the "Christian Dogs" who were in the habit of operating "Christian Ministries" without christians thereby causing the brothers to stumble.